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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
Author: Clarence Darrow

The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason.
Author: John Cage

Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, a good mother, good-looking, good-tempered, well-dressed, well-groomed, and unaggressive.
Author: Marya Mannes

The freedom of all is essential to my freedom.
Author: Mikhail Bakunin

The future ain't what it used to be.
Author: Yogi Berra

Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.
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Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job. "Have you any experience in coal mining?" asked the clerk. "Yeah, in Pennsylvania," he replied. "They're using that new safety lamp down there now, aren't they?" "Ah don't know, mister," said Coleman. "I worked on the day shift."
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A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, parked on the street, in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the woman returns, repays the $5000. and the interest which is $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us , is why would you bother to borrow $5000 ?" The woman replied, "Where else in New York, can I park my car for 2 weeks for $15.00?"
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Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes. 'Am I too late for the garbage ?' she called. 'No,' replied one of the men, 'jump right in !'
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