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Neither have they hearts to stay. Nor wit enough to run away.
Author: Samuel Butler

In every generation there has to be some fool who will speak the truth as he sees it.
Author: Boris Pasternak

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
Author: Margaret Mead

Never expose yourself unnecessarily to danger; a miracle may not save you...and if it does, it will be deducted from your share of luck or merit.
Author: The Talmud

Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A: A new version of the lawn dart's game.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes