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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
Author: David Letterman

False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.
Author: Plato

Familiarity breeds contempt, while rarity wins admiration.
Author: Apuleius

Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.
Author: Theodore Roosevelt

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Author: Unknown

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving!"
This is the joke from a category: Heaven and hell jokes

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man. God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line? The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
This is the joke from a category: Heaven and hell jokes