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He who wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper.
Author: Edmund Burke

He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.
Author: Confucius

Health is not simply the absence of sickness.
Author: Hannah Green

Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.
Author: J. K. Rowling

Hell is full of musical amateurs.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

What did the stamp say to the envelope? "I've become attached to you."
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he's finished.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You don't love me any more...." "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you cook better now."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes