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It is men who wait to be selected, and not those who seek, from whom we may expect the most efficient service.
Author: Ulysses S. Grant

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
Author: James Thurber

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
Author: Oscar Wilde

It is not enough to aim; you must hit.
Author: Italian Proverb

It is not every question that deserves an answer.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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