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Best quotes to send by SMS
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.Author: Baltasar Gracian
A witty saying proves nothing.Author: Voltaire
A woman's whole life is a history of the affections.Author: Washington Irving
A wretched soul, bruised with adversity,
We bid be quiet when we hear it cry;
But were we burdened with like weight of pain,
As much or more we should ourselves complain.Author: William Shakespeare
Abbott: Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.
Costello: That's what I want to find out.Author: Bud Abbott
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: Why was the blondes'
belly button sore
?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat
hanger in
her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the
blond
skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q:
When does a brunette have 1/2 of a
brain?
A: After a dye job.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A blonde walks up
to a Coke machine and
puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks
amazed and runs away
to get some more coins. She returns and starts
feeding the machine
madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out
drinks.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a
few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have
a
go.
The blonde turns around and shouts, "Can't you see
I'm
winning!"This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes