Best quotes to send by SMS
Ernest Rutherford All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
Author: Ernest Rutherford

Homer All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious.
Author: Homer

J. R. R. Tolkien All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

M. C. Richards All the arts we practice are apprenticeship. The big art is our life.
Author: M. C. Richards

Sean O'Casey All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
Author: Sean O'Casey

The best jokes to send by SMS
Brother and sister jokes My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.
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Brother and sister jokes Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.'
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Brother and sister jokes Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
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Brother and sister jokes My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
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Brother and sister jokes How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !
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