Best quotes to send by SMS

All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
Author: Ernest Rutherford
All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious.
Author: Homer
All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien
All the arts we practice are apprenticeship. The big art is our life.
Author: M. C. Richards
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
Author: Sean O'Casey
The best jokes to send by SMS

My brother's just opened a
shop.
Really? How's he doing?
Six months. He opened it with a
crowbar.
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes
Mum: Why does your little brother
jump up and down before taking his medicine?
Boy: Because he read
the label, and it said 'shake well before
using.'
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes
Do you like my new baby sister ?
The
stalk bought her.
Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on
her head.
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes
My sister is so dim she thinks that
a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes
How do you know if your little
brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on
whenever he opens his mouth !
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes