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Best quotes to send by SMS
Diplomacy is the art of knowing what not to say.Author: Matthew Trump
Diplomacy: lying in state.Author: Oliver Hereford
Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several--from foolish vanity, from ignorance of what is due to others, from indolence, from stupidity, from distraction of thought, from contempt of others, from jealousy.Author: Jean de la Bruyere
Discretion is the better part of valor.Author: Anonymous
Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one.Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The best jokes to send by SMS
Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to
instil good table manners in her girls?
She told them that a
well brought girl never crumbles her bread or
rolls in her soup.This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
we running so fast?" asked one.
"Because," said the second, "it
says 'tear along the dotted
line'!"This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is
butter made from imitation cows.This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
What's the fastest cake in the world?
Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
What musical instrument goes with cheese?
Picklelo.This is the joke from a category: Food jokes