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Best quotes to send by SMS
Authenticity matters little, though--our willingness to accept legends depends far more upon their expression of concepts we want to believe than upon their plausibility.Author: David P. Mikkelson
Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it.Author: Colin Powell
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.Author: Socrates
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.Author: Ambrose Bierce
Be a craftsman in speech that thou mayest be strong, for the strength of one is the tongue, and speech is mightier than all fighting.Author: Maxims of Ptahhotep
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q. What do you
get when you cross a
crooked
politician with a dishonest lawyer?
A. Chelsea ClintonThis is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: How is Clinton's
health care reform a
lot like his haircut?
A: It is a lot more expensive than it
looks.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: How can you identify a
computer that
has been in use at the Clinton White House?
A: There is White-out on
the screen.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher
stay awake every night?
He was trying to find a cure for
insomnia.This is the joke from a category: College jokes
"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.
Boys or girls?"
"Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy
but it may be the
other way around."This is the joke from a category: College jokes