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No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.
Author: Sam Rayburn

It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.
Author: Julius Caesar

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone.
Author: Gertrude Stein

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.
Author: Charles De Gaulle

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty.
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes