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It's the whole, not the detail, that matters.
Author: German Proverb

I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up.
Author: Beverly Sills

I've been rich and Ive been poor -- and believe me, rich is better.
Author: Sophie Tucker

I've grown certain that the root of all fear is that we've been forced to deny who we are.
Author: Frances Moore Lappe

It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.
Author: Rabindranath Tagore

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better." The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot." The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level. Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?" "I just shut down two engines, kid."
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes