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It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
Author: John Andrew Holmes

If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything.
Author: Marva Collins

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction.
Author: Pablo Picasso

It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they believed that the stars controlled the destinies of men. The time may come when men control the destinies of stars.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
Author: Isaac Asimov

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!
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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!
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What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!
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What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!
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What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!
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