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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Author: Robert McCloskey

I learned in the last few years that it's really unhappy and really unsustainable to try and base your well being on something as arbitrary as record sale and critical acclaim and the interests of the public. All of those things are so fickle. So my appro
Author: Moby

I live now on borrowed time, waiting in the anteroom for the summons that will inevitably come. And then - I go on to the next thing, whatever it is. One doesn't luckily have to bother about that.
Author: Agatha Christie

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Author: George Burns

I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true.
Author: Carl Sagan

Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
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Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.
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What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet
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