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Every increased possession loads us with new weariness.
Author: John Ruskin

Every man has business and desire, Such as it is.
Author: William Shakespeare

Every man is the builder of a temple called his body.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Every man who observes vigilantly, and resolves steadfastly, grows unconsciously into genius.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good instead. Refuse to pander to a morbid interest in your own misdeeds. Pick yourself up, be sorry, shake yourself, and go on again.
Author: Evelyn Underhill

WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?" HUSBAND: "No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home."
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What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.
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What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!
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What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !
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What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !
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