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It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.
Author: Homer

It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem.
Author: Malcolm Forbes

Life goes on within you and without you.
Author: George Harrison

MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's.
Author: Doug Ferrari

Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune. The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, fly freely about.
Author: Saskya Pandita

Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.
This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his pocket for a sweet, bent down, and offered it to the dog. A passerby remarked what a very kind act that was considering what the dog had done. "Not at all," said the blind man. "I only wanted to find out which end to kick."
This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes

Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see something ?" "No". "Then let's go in front !"
This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes

A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, "You're soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit." The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said, "You're slimy, beady-eyed and low to the ground. You must be a math teacher."
This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet." Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes