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That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.
Author: Pliny the Younger

The trouble in corporate America is that too many people with too much power live in a box (their home), then travel the same road every day to another box (their office).
Author: Faith Popcorn

Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.
Author: Alice May Brock

Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
Author: Rudyard Kipling

What people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!
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Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth
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Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
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