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A writer must refuse to allow himself to be transformed into an institution.
Author: Jean-Paul Sartre

About the capitalist states, it doesn't depend on you whether we (Soviet Union) exist. If you don't like us, don't accept our invitations, and don't invite us to come to see you. Whether you like it our not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
Author: Nikita Khrushchev

Above all things, reverence yourself.
Author: Pythagoras

Absence, with all its pains, is, by this charming moment, wiped away.
Author: James Thomson

Abundance of knowledge does not teach men to be wise.
Author: Heraclitus

Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette's tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blonde's tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes,"MOOOOOOOOOO!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes