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Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them.
Author: Agatha Christie

Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
Author: Robert Anton Wilson

Dare to be naive.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

Datings like going on a job interview. You dont know if youll get the job, but if you do, you get to see the interviewee naked.
Author: Waiter Rant

Death comes to all But great achievements raise a monument Which shall endure until the sun grows old.
Author: George Fabricius

Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !
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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !
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What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !
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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !
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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !
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