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If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?
Author: Shantideva

If you can't be funny, be interesting.
Author: Harold Ross

If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write.
Author: Stephen King

If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it.
Author: Margaret Fuller

If you have the creative urge, it isn't going to go away. But sometimes it takes a while before you accept the fact.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

School Principal: I've called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldn't use so often. One is "great" and the other is "lousy." Peter: Certainly, sir. What are they?
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Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes