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Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it.
Author: Ted Morgan

I used to believe that marriage would diminish me, reduce my options. That you had to be someone less to live with someone else when, of course, you have to be someone more.
Author: Candice Bergen

I usually approach things with the idea that I will take something out of everything I do.
Author: Heather Armstrong

I was in love with loving.
Author: Saint Augustine

I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich.
Author: Jim Carrey

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!
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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill? He was a little shoat.
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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones.
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Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes