Best Cell Phones

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Author: Oscar Levant

I'm keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but I really do like what I've been able to do here.
Author: Wil Wheaton

I'm of the mind that even people who have limitations, if they have a curiosity, they will find a way to explore it.
Author: Tish Grier

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
Author: Dana Carvey

I'm very pleased with each advancing year. It stems back to when I was forty. I was a bit upset about reaching that milestone, but an older friend consoled me. 'Don't complain about growing old - many, many people do not have that privilege.'
Author: Earl Warren

Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

"I gotta 'A' in spelling," Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. "Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?" "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey).
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes