Best Cell Phones

Arbitrary power is like most other things which are very hard, very liable to be broken.
Author: Abigail Adams

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Author: Spike Milligan

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
Author: Will Cuppy

Art does not reproduce the visible; rather, it makes visible.
Author: Paul Klee

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Author: Frank Zappa

Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied, 'I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago.'
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'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?'
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Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know,' replied Mary, 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
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The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three,' said the doctor. 'What is the world record?'
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Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
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