Best quotes to send by SMS
Hugh Macleod The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Michael Sun I am open to receive with every breath I breathe.
Author: Michael Sun

Tom Stoppard I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.
Author: Tom Stoppard

Harry Golden The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
Author: Harry Golden

Oscar Wilde The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl who ? Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ? Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bark you car on the drive !
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