Best quotes to send by SMS

The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does.
Author: Hugh Macleod
I am open to receive with every breath I breathe.
Author: Michael Sun
I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.
Author: Tom Stoppard
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
Author: Harry Golden
The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
Author: Oscar Wilde
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athena
!
Athena who ?
Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Axel
!
Axel who ?
Axel grease !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby Owl
!
Baby Owl who ?
Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Bar-B-Q!
Bar-B-Q who ?
Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bark
!
Bark who ?
Bark you car on the drive !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes