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There is always a well-known solution to every human problem--neat, plausible, and wrong.
Author: H. L. Mencken

There is an alchemy in sorrow. It can be transmuted into wisdom, which, if it does not bring joy, can yet bring happiness.
Author: Pearl Buck

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man.
Author: Novalis

There is measure in all things.
Author: Horace

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.
Author: Pierre Beaumarchais

Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!
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Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !
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Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.
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