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Outings are so much more fun when we can savor them through the children's eyes.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
Author: Jay Leno

Part of being a Master is learning how to sing in nobody else's voice but your own.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Part of understanding the creative urge is understanding that it's primal. Wanting to change the world is not a noble calling, it's a primal calling.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
Author: Ice T

Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes