Best Cell Phones

There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
Author: Joseph Heller

I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
Author: Bible

Pleasure is a by-product of doing something that is worth doing. Therefore, do not seek pleasure as such. Pleasure comes of seeking something else, and comes by the way.
Author: A. Lawrence Lowell

It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

There's folks 'ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i' their boots.
Author: George Eliot

Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !
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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair !
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Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !
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Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.
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