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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.
Author: Robert Heinlein

Always try to do something for the other fellow and you will be agreeably surprised how things come your way - how many pleasing things are done for you.
Author: Claude M. Bristol

Ambition is putting a ladder against the sky.
Author: American Proverb

America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own.
Author: John Quincy Adams

What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back,' Sam said.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes