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None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license.
Author: John Milton

Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from.
Author: Jodie Foster

Not to have felt pain is not to have been human.
Author: Jewish Proverb

I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.
Author: Anonymous

Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
Author: Sidney J. Harris

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes

The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. "All right!" he raged, "all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?" The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door. "It was me, shrimp," he drawled, bunching his gigantic fists, "what about it?" "Oh, well, er," stammered little Pete wretchedly, "all I wanted to say was. . .when are you going to give it another coat?"
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes