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Speech is the mirror of the mind. (Imago Animi Sermo Est)
Author: Seneca

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Author: Doug Larson

Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate.
Author: Chuang-tzu

Strange new problems are being reported in the growing generations of children whose mothers were always there, driving them around, helping them with their homework - an inability to endure pain or discipline or pursue any self-sustained goal of any sort
Author: Betty Friedan

Strong reasons make strong actions.
Author: William Shakespeare

Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.
This is the joke from a category: Firefighter jokes

A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates. He told himself, "I'm a fire chief, I'm not going to wait in line." He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, "Let me in. I'm a fire chief." The angels replied, "You'll have to wait in line like everyone else, sir." While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white helmet that said "CHIEF". The angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven. The waiting fire chief was pissed and went to talk to the angels. He asked, "Why did you let that fire chief go through and not me?" To which the angels replied, "You have it all wrong, sir. That's God, he just thinks he's a Fire Chief."
This is the joke from a category: Firefighter jokes

One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beach and began CPR. A crowed watched as the firefighter frantically pumped on the boys chest. With great amazement water was pooring from the boys mouth. Each time the firefighter pumped more water came out. A short time later seaweed started coming out, then minnows, then more water started coming out of the boys mouth. The firefighter feared this would never stop. Just then, a paramedic arrived and quickly ran over to the firefighter and b lurted out. "Hey Chief! You better get that kids ass out of the water before you pump that lake dry".
This is the joke from a category: Firefighter jokes

Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
This is the joke from a category: Firefighter jokes