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Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
Author: Chinese Proverb

O Winter! ruler of the inverted year, . . . I crown thee king of intimate delights, Fireside enjoyments, home-born happiness, And all the comforts that the lowly roof Of undisturb'd Retirement, and the hours Of long uninterrupted evening, know.
Author: William Cowper

O, beware, my lord, of jealousy! It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock The meat it feeds on.
Author: William Shakespeare

Obscurity is a good thing. You can fail in obscurity. It removes the fear of failure.
Author: Jason Fried

Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. ' Oh you're so stupid!' shouted Dick. 'Dick!' said their father, 'that's quite enough of that! Now say you're sorry.' 'OK,' said Dick. 'Jane, I'm sorry you're stupid.'
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'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen, 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?' 'Yes dear, what about it ?' 'Well your worries are over.'
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A little girl was next in line. 'My name's Curtain,' she said. 'I hope your first name is not Agnate ?' 'No, it's velvet !'
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Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper. Jackie: Wow, I'm only eight and I can read it
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Grandma: You've left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma? Grandma: Yes, I do. Mary: Well, you can have mine.
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