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If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that is a big accomplishment. That quality is important because it stays with you the rest of your life.
Author: Chris Evert

I must be cruel only to be kind; Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
Author: William Shakespeare

If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit; give it nothing which may tend to its increase.
Author: Epictetus

If you don't have a plan for yourself, you'll be a part of someone else's.
Author: American Proverb

If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.
Author: Brendan Francis

There's a guy who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he's brought an even bigger bear with him. The two bears climb up the tree, the bigger bear going higher than the first. But the guy climbed even higher still, so the bears couldn't reach him. Eventually, the bears went away. Naturally quite relieved, the guy starts down the tree again. Suddenly, the two bears return. But this time the guy knew he was in big trouble. Each bear was carrying a BEAVER.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? 'Claws.'
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes