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I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
Author: John Steinbeck

The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos.
Author: Stephen Jay Gould

The most important thing she'd learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.
Author: Jill Churchill

The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

The most useless are those who never change through the years.
Author: James M. Barrie

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."
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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
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Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.
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If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater.
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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.
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