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The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
Author: Jean Kerr

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
Author: Joseph Conrad

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Author: Matt Groening

The best mirror is an old friend.
Author: George Herbert

I dream, therefore I become.
Author: Cheryl Rene Grossman

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? "Don't get your sheets dirty!"
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes