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Set up as an ideal the facing of reality as honestly and as cheerfully as possible.
Author: Dr. Karl Menninger

She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she had to crack open to get inside. She talked as if she were already in the shell. In their very shell.
Author: Marita Bonner

She is a friend of my mind... The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order.
Author: Toni Morrison

She wanted something to happen - something, anything: she did not know what.
Author: Kate Chopin

Sick I am of idle words, past all reconciling, Words that weary and perplex and pander and conceal, Wake the sounds that cannot lie, for all their sweet beguiling; The language one need fathom not, but only hear and feel.
Author: George Du Maurier

Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes