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If you treat people right they will treat you right - ninety percent of the time.
Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt

If you want peace, stop fighting. If you want peace of mind, stop fighting with your thoughts.
Author: Peter McWilliams

If you want to catch something, running after it isn't always the best way.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. But do not care to convince him. Men will believe what they see. Let them see.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

If you would not step into the harlot's house, do not go by the harlot's door.
Author: Thomas Secker

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. "What's the matter?" asked his friend. "It's a very popular place," replied the first alien. "It's full of creatures that keep throwing up little metal discs."
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes