Best quotes to send by SMS
Homer You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.
Author: Homer

Albert Einstein You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only dif
Author: Albert Einstein

Raoul Vaneigem In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create.
Author: Raoul Vaneigem

Matt Groening You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Author: Matt Groening

Robert Browning I show you doubt, to prove that faith exists.
Author: Robert Browning

The best jokes to send by SMS
Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head, no arms
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints
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