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Intellectually, I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I know she is better than every other country.
Author: Sinclair Lewis

In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Is life worth living? Aye, with the best of us, Heights of us, depths of us - Life is the test of us!
Author: Corinne Roosevelt Robinson

Is there life before death?
Author: Graffito

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
Author: Mark Twain

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes