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[Poetry] is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.
Author: Lord Byron

[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth, plain and simple.
Author: Chuck Sigars

[The television is] an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
Author: David Frost

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
Author: Carl Sandburg

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Author: Bob Hope

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes

What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes

I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's what I want to find out.
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Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes