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[M]aybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn't perfection but progress.
Author: Michelle Burford

[Sleep is] the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
Author: Thomas Dekker

[The body is] a marvelous machine...a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or involuntary, full of secrets and marvels!
Author: Theodor Herzl

[When asked what was the proper time for supper] If you are a rich man, whenever you please; and if you are a poor man, whenever you can.
Author: Diogenes the Cynic

A bad habit never disappears miraculously; it's an undo-it-yourself project.
Author: Abigail Van Buren

What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!
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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!
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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
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