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Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Author: Earl Mac Rauch

Repression is not the way to virtue. When people restain themselves out of fear, their lives are by necessity diminished. Only through freely chosen discipline can life be enjoyed and still kept within the bounds of reason.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
Author: Marston Bates

Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !
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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails ? "Because no one else will do it for them !"
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Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes