Best quotes to send by SMS

Be substantially great in thyself, and more than thou appearest unto others.
Author: Sir Thomas Browne
Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a nunnery, go.
Author: William Shakespeare
Be very circumspect in the choice of thy company. In the society of thine equals thou shalt enjoy more pleasure; in the society of thy superiors thou shalt find more profit. To be the best in the company is the way to grow worse.
Author: Francis Quarles
Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath.
Author: Bible
Beauty and brains, pleasure and usability they should go hand in hand.
Author: Donald Norman
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the
back
end of the cow?
A tail pail!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What two members of the cow family go everywhere
with you?
Your calves!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
A nerd herd!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two
longhorns?
A bull pull!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes