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Modesty is the citadel of beauty.
Author: Demades

Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.
Author: Rebecca Johnson

Monsieur l'abb, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.
Author: Voltaire

Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.
Author: C. S. Lewis

Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.
Author: Elizabeth Goudge

"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "You're still here!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

"I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?" "That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes