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If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
Author: Mo Udall

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
Author: Harry S Truman

If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

If you don't accept responsibility for your own actions, then you are forever chained to a position of defense.
Author: Holly Lisle

If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route.
Author: Malcolm Forbes

What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!
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Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
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Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "'It's because yer feet ain't empty."
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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information" "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
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