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At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religous or political ideas.
Author: Aldous Huxley

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
Author: Jean Houston

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.
Author: Albert Camus

Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
Author: Dr. Thomas Fuller

Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55.
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Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.
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President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues a crisp salute. "I'd salute you back, Sergeant," says the President, "but as you can see, I've got my hands full." "Yes, sir," replies the sergeant. "Very nice pigs, sir. Very nice pigs." "Why, these aren't pigs," the President responds. "These are RAZORBACKS!" "Yes, sir -- razorbacks. Sorry, sir." "Yup," Clinton continues. "Got this one for Chelsea, and this one for Hillary." The sergeant replies: "Very good trade, sir -- very good trade."
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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.
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How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.
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