Best quotes to send by SMS

Happiness just wasn't part of the job description back then. You tried to find a helpmate to keep the cold wind and dogs at bay. Happiness just wasn't part of the equation. Survival was.
Author: Robin Green
Happy or unhappy, families are all mysterious.
Author: Gloria Steinem
Hares can gambol over the body of a dead lion.
Author: Publilius Syrus
Hate the sin, love the sinner.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
Author: Salvador Dali
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alva
!
Alva who ?
Alva heart !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amaso
!
Amaso who ?
Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammon
!
Ammon who ?
Ammon old hand at picking locks !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amour
!
Amour who?
Amour you eat, the more you want !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anderson
!
Anderson who ?
Anderson and daughter came too !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes