Best quotes to send by SMS
Robin Green Happiness just wasn't part of the job description back then. You tried to find a helpmate to keep the cold wind and dogs at bay. Happiness just wasn't part of the equation. Survival was.
Author: Robin Green

Gloria Steinem Happy or unhappy, families are all mysterious.
Author: Gloria Steinem

Publilius Syrus Hares can gambol over the body of a dead lion.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Mahatma Gandhi Hate the sin, love the sinner.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi

Salvador Dali Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
Author: Salvador Dali

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat, the more you want !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !
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