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When she stopped conforming to the conventional picture of femininity she finally began to enjoy being a woman.
Author: Betty Friedan

The highest reward for man's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it.
Author: John Ruskin

The end result of kindness is that it draws people to you.
Author: Anita Roddick

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
Author: Alice Roosevelt Longworth

When the least they could do to you was everything, then the most they could do to you suddenly held no terror.
Author: Terry Pratchett

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
This is the joke from a category: Firefighter jokes

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store. The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking. After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went thr ough your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!" The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one guy kept coming home with his limit of fish on several occations. He asked the guy: "How is it that you are catching fish out of that lake when no one else can?" The guy replied: "Well I am going back up there tommorow, why don't you come along?" And, so the warden did. They were in the boat when the fisherman reached over and lit a stick of dynamite and then tossed it overboard. BOOM!!! There were fish floating to the surface all over! The game warden freaked out, and said: "You can't do that! That's illeagal!" The fisherman reached over and lit another stick and said: "Are you going to fish, or talk?"
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes