Best quotes to send by SMS

Good and evil, reward and punishment, are the only motives to a rational creature: these are the spur and reins whereby all mankind are set on work, and guided.
Author: John Locke
Good design can't fix broken business models.
Author: Jeffrey Veen
Good ideas alter the power balance in relationships, that is why good ideas are always initially resisted. Good ideas come with a heavy burden. Which is why so few people have them. So few people can handle it.
Author: Hugh Macleod
Good luck beats early rising.
Author: Irish Proverb
Good order is the foundation of all things.
Author: Edmund Burke
The best jokes to send by SMS

What did you say to the policeman who spent
eight hours on the Internet?
Oh give it arrest.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
What did the parrot say when he was using the
Internet?
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you got the address of the butter
website?
Yes, but don't spread it around.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
What did the maths homework website say to
the
geometry website?
Boy do we have problems.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Who runs the 100 acre wood
website?
www.innie the pooh.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes