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Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
Author: Tom Robbins

Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.
Author: Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
Author: Euripides

Do definite good; first of all to yourself, then to definite persons.
Author: John Lancaster Spalding

Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the cooling influences of the world.
Author: Thomas Guthrie

How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!
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How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.
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How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.
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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious.
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I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!
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