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The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.
Author: Tellis Frank

Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you.
Author: Harold Bloom

Then give to the world the best you have. And the best will come back to you.
Author: Madeline Bridges

The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.
Author: John Ciardi

There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop. 'I'd like to see a suit that will fit me,' he told the tailor. 'So would I, sir,' said the tailor. 'So would I.'
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes