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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot.
Author: D. H. Lawrence

Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.
Author: Lord Chesterfield

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!
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What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes